Friday, 17 April 2009

Girls Generation Allowed

For my sins, I can't get enough of cheesy girly j-pop. Morning Musume and Mini Moni started it, but seeing as Momusu are a shadow of their former glory and Mini Moni are no more, I've got to look elsewhere for my "more oriental girls than you could shake a stick at dancing in unison and singing in cute voices" action. And Perfume can't do it all on their own, even with songs as good as Polyrhythm, Ceramic Girl, and Electro World. Enter Girls Generation...



Or SNSD as they're sometimes called, they're a Korean bunch, so I suppose K-pop is a more accurate description. They all appear to have been cloned in some kind of leggy, slim, perfect hair girl making machine, which is something I need to get myself. They also seem to share a hive mind, such is the unity of movement on display. I fear for the world if they ever get military upgrades.

Regardless of anything though, they're a fuckton better than Girls Aloud. There's no Geordie Pop Princess Racists for a start. Not one of them looks like a lesbian Vulcan. And there's not a single pasty white and ginger Paul o'Grady look-alike. Thank god.

Anyway, I'm currently on about my millionth listen, and I think I may have affected my cognitive processes. My brain may well be leaking.

GEE GEE GEE GEE!

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